Couple thousand years BC because I want to be tall and able to wow people with my healing magic and firm grasp of first point perspective. Preferably somewhere where I'm regarded as human rather than fuckable livestock, but I'd take my chances somewhere less enlightened if I was allowed to bring a gun. » 9/02/14 7:38am 9/02/14 7:38am

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what the NHS is and how it works. It's a non profit system, and advice on what treatments an individual doctor should prescribe for a patient is regulated by NICE which is an independent organisation which evaluates treatments based on effectiveness vs cost. Doctors… » 9/02/14 5:12am 9/02/14 5:12am

Yeah well when we all have to run out of our houses when we are invaded by space jerks with no time put on our shoes, and you are hobbled by your dainty, soft feet on the asphalt and you fall behind only to be vapourised by the deadly deadly space rays while I bound ahead to safety with my gnarly tyrannosaurus feet… » 8/21/14 3:10pm 8/21/14 3:10pm

Scottish woman here with inside knowledge that you are full oofff shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Don't listen to him ladies - it's a tin of shortbread with a picture of a highland cow on it that he's cut a hole in the bottom of and stuck his dick through, and that tam-o'shanter has a fedora under it. » 8/02/14 6:30pm 8/02/14 6:30pm

I don't think it's about just making shit up to compliment, it's more about smoothing over social cracks caused by differing opinions. I don't need to stretch to find positive things about people either, but I still need these pro social lies. For example inside my head I am a judgemental dickhole when it comes to art… » 8/02/14 12:40pm 8/02/14 12:40pm